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Eyelashes!

Writer: Frank LazarusFrank Lazarus

What is it with Black and Asian women and these three inch long fake eyelashes?


Do they think we cannot tell they are fake? Do they somehow protect your eyes from flying objects?


They must have a Green Room at the WNBA games where the players get their lashes affixed. A great opportunity to meet your opponents in a safe place. And it’s segregated; no white women allowed, it must be in the bylaws.


I am certain that somewhere, a white woman has gone out in public with fake eyelashes but the ridicule must have been nasty. “You look like an Adam’s Family reject.”


But someone has missed the great marketing opportunity to be the “THE OFFICIAL FAKE EYELASH PROVIDER OF THE WNBA.”


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