Crossbreeding!

Scientists are doing remarkable things in crossbreeding and genetic engineering searching for the perfect animal, fruit, or vegetable.

I think I understand how this might work with a fruit or veggie. You dig a hole and put seeds from each of the items you are seeking to blend. Those seeds do whatever they are going to do in the privacy of their own little hole.

It must be more complicated than that for animals, I would think. Let’s say we’ve got a female pig and a male cow. They flip a coin to see if they retire to the sty or the stall.

This is the easy part. Now they stare at each other. The farmer knows they are both ready for some romantic playtime, but all he can do is to lead them to the bedroom, so to speak.

The pig is thinking there is no way I’m going to let that frigging thing come near me. That dick is the size of a cucumber but with more seeds no doubt. Look, I may be horney but that thing might come up straight through my nose. Wait until I see that farmer in the morning.

Meanwhile, the cow’s thinking he got the worst of the deal. A pig is the best they can do? Do I look that desperate? Perhaps in a couple of days, I will be, but not today.

They near each other and do some sniffing, but then the pig oinks, “I had a rough day in the sty today; can we just be friends?”