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Always with the intent of informing and educating, and occasionally entertaining, today I want to introduce you to the practice of SITZPINKLING.

This is a German word for the act of a man sitting down simply to PEE!

I know! Who decided we needed a word for this, or even thought this was an activity demanding definition?

We are not talking about men who think they might have to poop or unload a potentially wet fart. We are talking about men who know they only need to pee and choose to sit rather than lift the seat and stand.

OK, perhaps some guys got sick of hearing their partner complain about the seat being left up and surrendered.

But some 62% of German men opt to sit on a routine basis to do #1. Other countries where over 40% of men make the same decision are Sweden, Denmark, and Australia.

The US, Mexico, Britain and Singapore come in at a paltry 20%.

In Germany, they actually have toilet seats that when you lift them, they say, “You better not risk any problems and sit down.”

So, what is behind this movement?

No, it’s not the ten minutes we need to read our email!

IT IS MUCH MORE SANITARY!

Ladies, you may be about to learn some little-known facts about your guys, or your young sons, for that matter.

Males have absolutely no control over where that stream of pee is going to go. The only thing we know for certain is that the initial stream, and the last few drops, are NOT going straight. Quite possibly, six inches right, left, up, or down, or even trickling down your leg.

You can stop wondering how those yellow stains got on the wall, the floor, and the rim of the bowl.

Long-time readers may recall my writing about the urinals in public restrooms, and how everyone has a puddle on the floor under them. The conundrum here though is that as disgusting as this is, sitting on the toilet in a public restroom is potentially worse, and the most devout sitzpinkler is forgiven for not sitting down on this job.

There is a downside to sitting. Science suggests that men empty their blatters more completely while standing, so guys, when sitting, be patient. When you think you are done, you most likely are NOT. Read one more email and pee again.

You're welcome.

(The source of this story is a STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW Podcast)

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